11 Individuals Share Their Grossest Intercourse Tales of All Time

Most individuals can most likely agree intercourse is fairly nice—at the very least, till one thing gross and surprising occurs and completely kills the temper. In the event you look again, you’ll be able to most likely consider at the very least a number of situations the place one thing disgusting occurred in mattress—one thing that, when you weren’t pants-less, would have you ever working for the door at lightning velocity.

On your leisure, and possibly to make you are feeling higher about your individual most up-to-date icky encounter, listed below are the grossest issues which have occurred to guys throughout intercourse. Put together your self—they’re fairly cringeworthy.

“She sucked on my toe.”

“To be truthful, I do know some folks have foot fetishes and actually like after they get foot massages and stuff—and yeah, I do like a foot therapeutic massage—however licking and sucking on toes throughout intercourse is apparent disgusting . This lady I used to be with beginning inching downward alongside my physique and I acquired excited pondering she’d make a cease elsewhere, if you realize what I imply, and she or he went all the way in which to my ft and began sucking on every toe and stared at me with this actually intense look. I softened actual quick.” —Max

“He farted and requested me to, additionally.”

“We have been in the midst of intercourse and he set free an enormous, loud, smelly fart and it completely jolted me. I used to be like, ‘Whoa, you actually let that one go,’ and this was the primary time we have been having intercourse additionally, and he advised me that he needed me to fart too as a result of it ‘turned him on.’ Thank u, subsequent.” —Melissa

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“He actually licked my entire face.”

“We have been kissing and it was fairly good really, after which he acquired aggressive with the tongue (which was nonetheless OK), however then he stopped, stared at me, after which licked from my chin to my brow in a single swoop of his large tongue. I nearly gagged. And he tried to maintain licking throughout!” —Janet

“She began to clip her toenails.”

“Proper after we completed having intercourse, she jumped up and acquired nail clippers to then clip her toenails in mattress proper subsequent to me.” —Greg

“He had snot coming from his nostril.”

“He sneezed whereas we have been having intercourse. He was on prime, so was like gazing me after, and had an enormous factor of snot hanging from his nostril—like, dangling. He saved having intercourse! I used to be like, ‘Dude, get a tissue, that’s gross,’ and he stated he was too within the zone to care. Umm, yeah, I cared.” —Jessica

“She caught her finger up my butt after which licked it.”

“First off, this was the primary time a ever caught her finger up my butt, and to be sincere, it felt form of good. I favored it. However then after she did that, she licked her finger. That was so disgusting!” —Jack*

“She pooped on me.”

“We had anal intercourse and it was nice till she pooped on me. She’s nonetheless my girlfriend and I like her and I do know she didn’t imply to, however yeah, that was the grossest second in intercourse historical past for me fingers down.” —Alex*

“She lathered mayo on my dick.”

“This lady I used to be courting was fairly adventurous and often I used to be into it, however this one time she needed to deliver meals into the bed room, and whereas I figured it’d be like chocolate or whipped cream or one thing, she got here again with some mayonnaise and rubbed it throughout my dick. I like mayo on my sandwiches and people alone.” —Robert*

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“She peed throughout me and my mattress.”

“One time once I was youthful I used to be having fairly onerous intercourse with this lady and she or he simply all-out misplaced management of her bladder and peed throughout me and my mattress.” —Derek*

“She threw up on me.”

“One time this lady threw up … she was drunk. It was gross and I needed to clear the mess up afterwards. We didn’t hookup once more.” —Luke

“She farted once I was down on her.”

“I used to be happening on this lady I used to be courting and she or he set free an enormous fart. It was actually gross as a result of my face was like proper there and it smelled actual unhealthy. She saved apologizing after, however that simply made it extra awkward.” —Chris*

*Names have been modified to permit topics to talk freely on non-public issues.